sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via standing-inthe-flames)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via flying-above-the-rest)

notes
date
11-10-2014
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date
13-09-2014
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date
12-09-2014
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date
12-09-2014
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date
24-08-2014
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date
22-08-2014
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date
11-08-2014

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

your mom

(via ihaveanaveragesized-penis)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via lookatziam)

notes
date
25-07-2014