wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something